Jorts And Bad Beer St. Louis Shirt

St. Louis Sucks Shirt



Sorry, St. Louis, but it’s true. Yes, you may have invented fried ravioli but all Chicago knows you as are unironic jorts-wearers that drink bad beer (which doesn’t taste better when named after our country). After northside fans had to witness dozens of division championships and listen to St. Louis fans boast for decades, it is now our turn. Oh…and the Blues suck too.



  • Super soft ringspun fabric
  • Unisex fit. Heather style
  • Designed and hand-printed in Chicago